Eternal Prophet Omega's Financial Armageddon

Wherein our most esteemed prophet, Omega, has foreseen the inevitable collapse of the global economy.

Join us for our expert panel of prophets, who will guide you through the impending doom of financial Armageddon.

Our experts will regale you with tales of:

• The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020
• The impending collapse of the global coffee supply chain
• The rise of the Robot Uprising: A financial analysis

And, of course, the inevitable return of the 8-hour workday.

Prophet's Notes:

Omega's Notes on Eternal Prophetic Economics

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Meet the Prophets:

Our team of expert prophets will lead you through the coming apocalypse.

Prophet Alpha

Expert in all things toilet paper.

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Prophet Beta

Specialist in the art of predicting robot uprisings.

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Prophet Gamma

Master of the ancient art of predicting coffee bean shortages.

See Prophet Gamma's coffee charts