Meet the renowned Professor Pessimism, a man who has dedicated his life to predicting the worst-case scenario for any given situation.
His prophesied catastrophes include:
- The apocalypse via zombie outbreak (85% chance)
- The end of the world via climate change (99.9% chance)
- The downfall of humanity via reality TV (50% chance)
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