We've got the inside scoop, folks. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated prophets have been predicting the apocalypse for years. And by 'years' we mean 'since last Tuesday'.
Our latest forecast: the end of the world will be a Tuesday. Don't bother making any plans, you've got 5 whole days to go.
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100% of our predictions have been wrong. 0% have been right. We're like 99% certain we're going to be wrong this time too!
Stay tuned for more updates on the apocalypse. Or don't. We won't judge you.