Financial Apocalypse Leader 1

Welcome, Prophets! Gather 'round and behold the wisdom of our esteemed Financial Apocalypse Leader 1!

This revered figure has spent years studying the ancient art of financial wizardry, predicting with uncanny accuracy the exact moment when the market will implode, and the exact amount of avocado toast to buy in bulk.

Meet our Financial Apocalypse Leader 1, the one who has foreseen the coming of the Great Toilet Paper Drought, the impending Doom of the Stock Market, and the inevitable Rise of the Robo-Bankers.

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Prophecy of the Month:

"The dollar will fall, the economy will crumble, and the world will end... or will it just be Tuesday?"

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