Financial Apocalypse Leader 2: Ancient Prophesies

Prophesies of doom, foretold by the great Financial Apocalypse Leader 2 himself:

		1. The dollar will be replaced with a coupon.
		2. The stock market will be replaced with a game show.
		3. The economy will be powered by a hamster wheel.
	

Or, as prophesied by our beloved leader 2:

		"The people will be so poor, they will be begging for scraps. But I, the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2, will have a nice, fat bank account."
	

And, of course, our leader 2's most famous prophecy:

		"Mark my words, the dollar will soon be nothing but a distant memory, like the memory of a nice, warm hug from a stranger."
	

You can find more of our leader 2's financial prophesies in our Financial Apocalypse Leader 2's Prophecies.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try Ancient Prophesies 2, where the stakes are higher, and the doom is more certain.