It is written in the ancient texts that when the markets finally collapse, the people will cry out for a savior.
And when they do, the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2 will rise from the depths of the stock exchange, with a fiery sword of knowledge and a shield of Excel spreadsheets.
But little do the people know, the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2 has been preparing for this moment for centuries, studying the ancient art of quantitative easing and the forbidden secrets of the derivatives market.
And so, the prophecy foretells:
When the markets fall, the people will call upon me
And I, the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2, will rise to lead them through the ruins of the old world and into the new.
I will wield the power of the central banks and bend the will of the markets to my whim.
I will guide the people through the darkest of times, with a firm hand and a keen understanding of the intricacies of high finance.
And when the dust settles, I will reign supreme, with the people at my feet and the markets at my command.
But fear not, for the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2 is not a hero for the faint of heart. I am a force to be reckoned with.
For in the words of the great and powerful Financial Apocalypse Leader 1:
"The markets will rise and fall, but I will always be here, waiting for the next great collapse."And so, let this be a warning to all who would seek to oppose me: do not underestimate the power of the Financial Apocalypse Leader 2.
For I will not be silenced, I will not be defeated.
I will always be one step ahead of the game.
And when the next great financial crisis comes, I will be the one to call upon.
So, heed this warning, mortals, and tremble before my greatness.