Prophesying the End of Days
This prophet of doom has foreseen the end of all that's good and holy, and is ready to guide you through the coming apocalypse.
His prophecies are not to be taken lightly, as he has a proven track record of predicting the collapse of several major industries, including:
- Banking: "They will all go under." - 2008
- Aviation: "The skies will be filled with the sounds of screaming engines and crashing planes." - 2019
- Fast Food: "The value meal will be a distant memory." - 2020
Join him on his journey to the edge of the world, where the only thing that will be left standing will be his prophetic abilities and a well-stocked bunker.
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