In a world gone mad with consumerism and greed, the people cried out for a savior. And so, I, Financial Apocalypse Leader 4, shall reveal the prophecies that shall guide us through the coming darkness.
"Beware, mortals, for the toilet paper supply shall dwindle to a mere 3 sheets per capita. The people shall know true desperation." Learn more about Prophet 5's take on this prophecy.
Subprophecy 2: The Rise of the Automated Taco Truck"A plague upon the people who shall succumb to the allure of the automated taco truck, for it shall bring forth a new era of late-night, regret-filled burrito-eating." Subprophecy 3: The Great Burrito Inflation