Debt Prophet of the Abyss
Welcome, mortal, to the depths of the Abyss, where debts are forever and hope is lost. Meet the master of the financial apocalypse, a sage who foretells the doom of your wallet.
The Debt Prophet of the Abyss is a seer of the worst kind, gazing into the abyss of credit scores and interest rates, predicting the exact moment when you'll be drowning in a sea of unpaid bills and crippling debt.
But don't worry, for in this darkest of times, there's always hope... for more debt, that is.
