Welcome, mortal, to the depths of financial despair. I am the Debt Prophet of the Abyss, here to guide you through the treacherous waters of overspending and under-saving.
My followers have been warned of the impending doom of insolvency, but still, they succumb to the sirens of sales and discounts. Alas, their fate is sealed, and they shall forever be trapped in the abyss of debt.
But fear not, for there is still hope. With my guidance, you can avoid the pitfalls of overspending and emerge victorious, like a phoenix from the ashes of bankruptcy.
Follow me on the path of fiscal responsibility, and together we shall weather the storm of financial ruin.
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