Financial Crime Fighting Unit

We are the chosen ones, armed with the truth and the power to destroy false accounting practices. Our mission is to root out embezzlement, to expose corporate malfeasance, and to bring justice to the streets of Wall Street.

Our prophets have foreseen:

• The impending doom of Enron's accounting firm
• The rise of Bitcoin as a medium for money laundering
• The eventual collapse of the global economy (it's a given)

Meet the Prophets:

• Financial Prophet 1
• Financial Prophet 2
• Financial Prophet 3

Prophetic minimalist manifesto:

We will not rest until the truth is told, until the books are balanced, and until the last Ponzi scheme is brought to justice.

We are the guardians of the financial world, the defenders of the realm.