Prophets of the Financial Crime Fighting Unit

Prophet 1: Bubblegum McSlick

Specializing in predicting asset seizures based on questionable math.

His prophecies are always backed by at least 47% probability, or so he claims.

Prophet 2: Slicky McSlickface

Known for his expertise in finding creative ways to seize assets, including but not limited to:

• Tax audits
• Unconventional asset valuation methods
• High-stakes poker games with local gangsters