Financial Crime Fighting Unit

Where the prophesied end of the world is just a tax write-off.

Our team of highly trained Prophets of the Apocalypse are equipped with the most advanced technology and the finest suits to take down financial crime where it hurts: the wallet.

Our services include:

• Money laundering detection and prevention
• Financial Doomsday device activation protocols
• Unlimited access to the finest prophetic resources
• Free prophetic massages