As the Certain Global Pandemic rages on, our Prophets have foreseen the impending doom of the global economy. They have predicted the collapse of the stock market, the devaluation of the dollar, and the eventual takeover of the world by sentient robots.
"The day of reckoning is near, when the 401k's will be reduced to 401's, and the coffee shop's will be replaced with automated, self-serving vending machines that dispense existential dread."
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Remember, the future is not set in stone, but our Prophets are pretty sure it's going to be a real doozy.