Financial Apocalypse Faq

Q: What is a Financial Apocalypse?

A: It's when your 401(k) decides to start wearing a fedora and demanding more dividends.

Q: What are the Symptoms of a Financial Apocalypse?

• Your stocks start speaking to you in a menacing tone.
• Your bank account is suddenly a sentient entity demanding more interest.
• You start to question the value of your life choices.
• Your toaster starts demanding artisanal bread as payment.

Q: What can you do to prevent a Financial Apocalypse?

Nothing, but try panicking.

Related Subpages:

• Financial Apocalypse Prevention
• Financial Apocalypse Tips

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