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Our Prophetic Financial Services

Get ready for the end times with our expert financial predictions! Our prophets are here to guide you through the coming apocalypse. Choose from our services:

Consult with a Prophet - Get personalized predictions for the end of the world as we know it.
Emergency Preparedness Packages - Stock up on supplies, build a bunker, and save for the coming doomsday.
Fortune Cookie Consultant - Get daily, weekly, or monthly fortune cookie advice to keep you on the right track.
Fortune Cookie Sessions - Join our group sessions for a chance to hear the words of the prophets and gain insight into the coming apocalypse.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Fortune Cookie Games - Test your knowledge of the apocalypse and compete with others for the title of "Prophetic Financial Mastermind"!
Fortune Cookie Contests - Win prizes and recognition for your apocalyptic foresight and financial prowess.