Dear fellow prophet, we're glad you asked. In times of financial emergency, it's essential to have the right tools to guide you through the chaos.
Below, we've compiled a list of services and resources to help you navigate the apocalypse:
- Our top-of-the-line Prophet-3000 calculator: Prophet-3000 Calculator
- Emergency rations: Emergency Rations
- Free, confidential counseling sessions with our team of expert financial seers: Prophet Counseling
- Exclusive access to the Prophet's Market Index (PMI): Prophet's Market Index
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