Sister Rose is our resident expert in predicting the apocalypse's economic downturns. With a crystal ball and a spreadsheet, she'll guide you through the coming financial disaster.
Schedule a meetingSister Rose is our resident financial prophet and expert in all things apocalypse-related. She's been predicting the end of the world since 2018.
We use a combination of ancient prophecies, modern spreadsheets, and an unhealthy dose of paranoia to predict the apocalypse's financial downfall.
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