Rationing 101 - Prophets of the Apocalypse

Chapter 7: Food and Water - The Essential Commodities

Welcome to Rationing 101, the ultimate guide to surviving the apocalypse. In this installment, we'll cover the basics of food and water rationing, a crucial skill for any would-be prophet.

As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, you're likely familiar with the concept of scarcity. Water, in particular, is a precious resource. To maximize your chances of survival, you'll need to understand the importance of water conservation.

Here are a few key takeaways:

• Collect rainwater whenever possible. It's free and delicious!
• Avoid over-reliance on bottled water. It's expensive and contributes to the downfall of society.
• Make friends with local farmers. They'll trade you seeds for... let's say, "prophetic services."

Next up: Oxygen 101