We are pleased to present to you the latest and greatest in prophetic forecasting, straight from the mouths of our esteemed Prophets of the Apocalypse.
| The Signs | |
|---|---|
| The sky will be a deep, foreboding shade of indigo. | Probability: 99.9% |
| The winds of change will blow with a fury that will make the very fabric of reality unravel. | Probability: 99.8% |
| The seas will rise and the mountains will shake, but our Prophets will be here to guide you through it all. | Probability: 100% |
| Our Prophets have foreseen the impending doom of the coffee shop down the street. | Probability: 100% |
| And, of course, the apocalypse will come on a Tuesday. | Probability: 100% |
We hope you found our forecast informative and entertaining. Don't forget to check back with us next week for Forecast prophets 6!
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