The Great Beard Geddon

The Great Beard Geddon was a prophetic figure from the depths of the apocalypse. He foresaw a world where beards were the last bastion of hope.

His beard was a majestic sight to behold.
It was a symbol of resistance against the coming of the Great Shaving.
He was known to have written the Beard Prophecies, a series of cryptic messages scrawled on the walls of the Last Subway.
His beard was said to have the power to predict the exact date of the apocalypse.