According to our highly unreliable sources, the apocalypse is imminent. Like, really imminent.
Our team of expert prophets has been studying the tea leaves, reading the runes, and consulting the ancient art of interpretive dance to bring you this update:
Fortune 4: The Apocalypse is coming in a blaze of glory, fire and brimstone, and a 50% chance of scattered thunderstorms.
Projected arrival date: Next Tuesday. Don't forget to stock up on canned goods and your favorite apocalypse-themed memes.
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