Meet the Prophet of the Apocalypse, the self-proclaimed savior of the world. With their trusty 3x3 matrix of doom, this prophetic hero has predicted an impressive 2.5 out of 10 apocalyptic events. Their predictions are as reliable as a coin flip, but hey, at least they're entertaining.
Prophets of the Apocalypse have been in the news lately, with their latest prediction of the "End of the World as We Know It" being met with a resounding "meh" by the general public. Still, the Prophet remains committed to their craft, fueled by a diet of ramen noodles and existential dread.
Want to see more of the Prophet's impressive track record? Visit our Fortunes of the Past page for a comprehensive list of the Prophet's most notable predictions.