Meet John the Phantom of Inaction, our resident expert on doing the bare minimum. With a prophetic gift for finding creative ways to avoid actual progress, John has been guiding our congregation through the apocalypse with his patented "Wait and See" approach.
We also have a meeting of the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where we discuss the finer points of doing nothing.
Today's Agenda: "The Art of Procrastination: How to Do Absolutely Nothing for Hours On End"