Our Prophets

Meet the seers who have foretold the end of the world, repeatedly.

We have assembled a team of experts who have been predicting doom and gloom for decades. Our Prophets are the real deal.

They've seen it all: the rise of AI, the fall of the dollar, and the return of the dinosaurs.

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