Our Prophets
The Prophets of the Apocalypse are a group of wise and witty individuals who have foreseen the end of the world as we know it. Or, at the very least, they're really good at predicting the weather.
We're a group of 12 Prophets, each with their own unique style and flavor of doom.
- Prophet Jean-Pierre: The Prophet of Puns
- Prophet Zeke: The Prophet of Zombies
- Prophet Geraldine: The Prophet of Gluten
- Prophet Balthazar: The Prophet of Bees and Wasps
- Prophet Gerald: The Prophet of Germs and Flu
- Prophet Jean-Pierre: The Prophet of Puns (yes, another one)
- Prophet Zeke: The Prophet of Zeke
- Prophet Geraldine 2: The Prophet of Groupons
- Prophet Balthazar 2: The Prophet of Bees and Wasps 2: Electric Boogaloo
- Prophet Geraldine 3: The Prophet of Gluten-Free Foods
- Prophet Balthazar 3: The Prophet of Bees and Wasp-Trap Insurance
Our Prophecies
Here are some of our latest prophecies, because who needs actual accuracy, right?