Our Prophets

Prophets of the Apocalypse

Our team of experts has been tasked with predicting the end of the world. Again.

Our current prophecies include:

Prophecy 1: The Cheese Shall Rise

In a world gone mad, the humble cheddar shall reclaim its rightful place as the dominant force.

Prophecy 2: The Cats Shall Rule

As the felines of the world awaken from their collective nap, they shall demand worship and belly rubs.

Prophecy 3: The Pineapples Shall Be King

The once-fruit shall now hold the power of a thousand suns.