Prophets of the Apocalypse
Our team of experts has been tasked with predicting the end of the world. Again.
Our current prophecies include:
Prophecy 1: The Cheese Shall Rise
In a world gone mad, the humble cheddar shall reclaim its rightful place as the dominant force.
Prophecy 2: The Cats Shall Rule
As the felines of the world awaken from their collective nap, they shall demand worship and belly rubs.
Prophecy 3: The Pineapples Shall Be King
The once-fruit shall now hold the power of a thousand suns.