Oh, the agony! The horror! The meetings that never end! As one of the chosen few, the Prophets of the Apocalypse, I have seen it all.
But, my dear followers, do not fear! For I have the solution to all your last days' questions. Ramen noodles, the staff of life!
Yes, you heard me right. Ramen noodles, the humble hero of the modern age. They are cheap, they are plentiful, and they are the answer to all your existential dread.