As the world crumbles around us, the Prophets of the Apocalypse gather to discuss the pressing matters of the day. Or should we say, the pressing matters of the last day, for we know that soon enough, there will only be yesterday.
We, the Prophets, are the chosen ones. Chosen to lead, chosen to guide, chosen to make sure that the last toaster is always plugged in.
But we are not without our doubts. Who will control the last toaster? The answer, of course, lies within the pages of our sacred text, the Toaster Bible.
But first, let us ask the questions: