Last Days Questions

Who Will Survive?

As the world teeters on the brink of doom and despair, our prophets have gathered to answer the most pressing questions of the age.

Q: Will the coffee be good?
Will it be black?

Our team of expert seers and soothsayers has weighed in:

• John: "I see a vision of a coffee mug filled with a dark, mysterious liquid. It's a sign of the apocalypse."
• Jane: "I sense a hint of hazelnut in the air. The end is near, but it will be a good coffee."
• Bob: "I prophesied the coffee will be cold. The world is ending, but at least the coffee won't be hot."