As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, one question echoes through the desolate wasteland: Who will emerge victorious?
Join the Prophets of the Apocalypse as they weigh in on the most pressing issue of our time.
Bubblewrap, the patron saint of bubble wrap, has a plan to save humanity: wrap the world in an endless layer of plastic, ensuring our safety and comfort.
Professor Pixel, the visionary of vintage electronics, proposes a utopian future where the entire world is remade into a vast, pixelated landscape.
But will it be Bubblewrap's Bubblewrap McSavior's Plan or Professor Pixel's Pixelated Utopia that saves humanity? Only time (and a few well-placed prophetic utterances) will tell!