As a chosen vessel of the Great Overlord of Meetings, I, Prophet 2: The Unpredictable, have been tasked with guiding the faithful towards the promised land of productivity and bureaucratic efficiency. My manifestos are a testament to my unwavering dedication to the art of meetings.
Manifestos of the Unpredictable
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