Prophet 3: The Inefficient

Prophet 3 is the leader of our beloved Leadership Council, renowned for their inability to start a meeting on time. Their prophetic visions often involve PowerPoint presentations that last for 12 hours, and their favorite color is beige.

Recent Decisions:

• Decided to have the next meeting in 3 days, because "we're all just really good at waiting, right?"
• Chose "I Can't Believe It's Not Better" as the new company slogan, because it's "just prophets being prophets, right?"
• Announced that the new office coffee machine will be installed on the ceiling, because "who needs a floor, really?"

Prophet 2: The Rambling | Prophet 1: The Incoherent