Deep within the heart of the Secret Bunker, a mystical order of Prophets has emerged, foretelling the end of the world.
These enigmatic figures have been predicting the apocalypse for centuries, and their cryptic messages have been misinterpreted by the masses as mere coincidence.
But we know the truth: they're just really good at Excel.
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