Welcome to my domain of despair, where meetings are held, where time is wasted, and hope is crushed.
As the Market Prophet of Doom, I have foreseen the apocalypse of productivity. The apocalypse of focus. The apocalypse of meetings.
And so, I shall gather you, the unwary, to witness the grand spectacle of unnecessary meetings.
Meetings about meetings. Meetings about not meeting. Meetings about meeting schedules.
Meetings, meetings, and more meetings. Until the very fabric of space and time is torn asunder by the sheer weight of tedium.
So, come one, come all! Let us revel in the abyss of meeting-ness!
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