The Prophets of the Apocalypse are a group of esteemed individuals who have been chosen by the great Meeting God to guide humanity through the coming cataclysm.
| Prophet | Specialization |
|---|---|
| Prophet McProphetface | Expert in the art of making meetings last longer than they need to |
| Prophet McProphetface Jr. | Prophet McProphetface's son, who is also an expert in the art of making meetings last longer than they need to |
| Prophet McProphetface Sr. | Prophet McProphetface's father, who is also an expert in the art of making meetings last longer than they need to |
Meetings are a sacred tradition in the world of the Apocalypse. Our prophets have been guiding humanity through the coming cataclysm for centuries, and their meeting notes are the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.
Would you like to read the meeting notes from the first meeting, where the Prophets first discovered the secret to making meetings last forever?
Or maybe you'd like to learn more about Prophet McProphetface's favorite cuisine?
Either way, the Prophets have got you covered. Click here to learn more.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you could try our secret meeting notes, but be warned: they're not for the faint of heart.