You have gathered here on the next Thursday of this, the 42nd, great and terrible, year of our Apocalypse. The prophets have spoken, and their words of wisdom are about to be... not exactly listened to. Because, let's face it, we're all still here.
Agenda for today's meeting:
And, as always, time for our special segment: "Prophets' Puns of the Day"!
Next meeting: Next Thursday: The Apocalypse Edition