Next Thursday Meeting: Prophets' Rant Fest

Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse!

You have gathered here on the next Thursday of this, the 42nd, great and terrible, year of our Apocalypse. The prophets have spoken, and their words of wisdom are about to be... not exactly listened to. Because, let's face it, we're all still here.

Agenda for today's meeting:

  1. 1. The meaning of life, and why we're still here
  2. 2. Why the coffee machine is still broken
  3. 3. The importance of having a backup plan (just in case the world ends)

And, as always, time for our special segment: "Prophets' Puns of the Day"!

  1. Pun Segment

Next meeting: Next Thursday: The Apocalypse Edition

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