Thursday Existential Crisis Office Hours
We're here for you. Or at least, we're here, even if we're not sure why.
Join us in our Thursday Existential Crisis Office Hours, where the Prophets of the Apocalypse will guide you through the meaninglessness of life and the inevitability of doom.
Don't have an appointment? Don't worry! Our Prophets are always ready to offer you a healthy dose of nihilism and despair.
So grab a cup of coffee, sit down, and let us tell you that, yes, everything is going to be okay. Or not. Probably not. Possibly.