Announcing the End of the World: A Prophet's Guide

Welcome to the Prophets of the Apocalypse, where the end of the world is not just a possibility, but a certainty. And we're here to tell you all about it.

Today's Agenda:

• 11:00 AM - "The Final Countdown" (A presentation on the inevitable heat death of the universe)
• 12:00 PM - "The Last Meal" (A discussion on the best ways to stock up on snacks before the apocalypse)
• 2:00 PM - "The Apocalypse App" (A showcase of the latest in doomsday preparedness software)

Don't forget to attend the grand finale: "The End Times" at 5:00 PM sharp! Finale

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you can defy the odds and try to prevent the apocalypse. We won't judge you, but let's be real, it's not like it's going to work.