Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse: A Guide by the Prophets of the Office

Scenario 1: The Sudden Onset of a Zombie Outbreak

Develop a plan to evacuate the office within 30 minutes of the first reported case. Ensure all employees are equipped with sufficient supply of canned goods and a reliable means of self-defense. In the event of a zombie outbreak, do not attempt to reason with the undead.

Scenario 2: The Inevitable Robot Uprising

Establish a task force to negotiate with the robots and convince them to join us in our quest for world domination. In the event of a robot uprising, do not attempt to reason with the machines. They will not be swayed by your logic.

Scenario 3: The Cataclysmic Solar Flare

Prepare for the worst. The office will be reduced to smoldering ruins. Develop a plan to preserve critical documents and data on a secure, offsite server farm. In the event of a solar flare, do not attempt to watch cat videos on your computer. They will not load.