Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse

Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse. We're glad you're here. In our office hours, we're planning for the end times. Click here to review Protocol 42: The Last Stand Plan

We've identified several key areas to focus on during the apocalypse:

• Food supplies: Stock up on Spam and canned goods. The canned cheese is particularly important.
• Water purification tablets: Don't bother with fancy filters, just stick with some chlorine tablets. Works like a charm
• First aid kit: Band-aids and painkillers. That's all you need.
• Battery backup: Solar-powered flashlights, they're the future
• Communication: CB radios, they're the only thing that matters

We'll be discussing more on these topics in our next meeting: Weekly Bullet Points

Don't forget to bring your favorite apocalypse survival snacks. We have a limited supply of Twinkies.