Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse
Welcome, Prophets of the Apocalypse. We're glad you're here. In our office hours, we're planning for the end times.
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We've identified several key areas to focus on during the apocalypse:
- Food supplies: Stock up on Spam and canned goods. The canned cheese is particularly important.
- Water purification tablets: Don't bother with fancy filters, just stick with some chlorine tablets. Works like a charm
- First aid kit: Band-aids and painkillers. That's all you need.
- Battery backup: Solar-powered flashlights, they're the future
- Communication: CB radios, they're the only thing that matters
We'll be discussing more on these topics in our next meeting: Weekly Bullet Points
Don't forget to bring your favorite apocalypse survival snacks. We have a limited supply of Twinkies.