Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours for the End Times

Welcome, Seekers of the Truth!

Today's Agenda:

• Contingency Planning for the Coming Singularity
• Bug-Out Bag Preparation and Emergency Rations
• Emergency Essentials: A Guide to Surviving the Great Outdoors

Don't forget to pack your bug-out bag and bring a spare set of socks! We're expecting a long and eventful day of prophesying and planning for the end of the world.