Office Hours: Prophets of the Apocalypse
Meet the team of experts who will guide you through the impending doom.
Secure Locations
Don't worry, we've got this! Our doomsday caches are strategically located in the most unlikely places.
Cache 001: The Abandoned Water Treatment Plant - 3456 Doomsday Drive
Cache 002: The Formerly Great Library - 1234 Apocalypse Avenue
Cache 003: The Inconspicuous Landfill - 7890 Catastrophe Canyon
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Contingency Planning
We've got a plan for every possible apocalypse scenario. Literally.
Scenario 1: Zombie Apocalypse
Scenario 2: Robot Uprising
Scenario 3: Alien Invasion
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Office Hours
We're always here to help, even when the world is ending.
Monday to Friday, 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
(Except when the zombies break in, we're on lunch break)
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Meet the Team
We've got experts in various fields of apocalyptic doom.
Disclaimer
This website is for entertainment purposes only. Don't actually try to prepare for the apocalypse.
We're not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by reading about impending doom.
Or for any actual doom that occurs.