Office Hours of the Prophets of the Apocalypse

Secure Locations for Doomsday Caches

Welcome, fellow prophets, to our sacred gathering place, where the fate of humanity's impending doom is discussed over coffee and stale biscuits. Please find below the schedule for our next meeting:

Prophet of the Inevitable

When: Thursday, 14:00 (sharp)

Where: The abandoned, irradiated reactor building, 3rd floor, room 12

Why: Discussing the merits of our impending nuclear winter

Link to subpage:

Irradiated Reactors

Please note that our doomsday caches are located at the following secure sites: