Prophet Briefings - Office Hours of the Apocalypse

Where the chosen ones meet to discuss the end of the world.

• Meetings: Meetings
• Prophets of the Apocalypse: Prophets
• Contingency Planning: Contingency Planning
• Contact Us: Contact Us

We're running low on canned goods and the vending machine is on the fritz. Please bring your own snacks.

The apocalypse is nigh. We're not sure when, but it'll probably be soon.

Join us for our weekly Prophet Briefings to stay up-to-date on the latest end-of-the-world news and updates.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Will I still get paid in the apocalypse?

A: Probably not.

Q: What's the dress code?

A: Casual, with a hint of desperation.