Contingency Planning for the Apocalypse

Because you can't just wing it, apparently.

As a Prophet of the Apocalypse, it's not enough to just have a good plan B, you need a plan Z, and a plan A-1, and so on. Here's our contingency planning guide for when the world ends.

Scenario 1: Zombie Apocalypse

When the undead rise, you'll need:

• Stock up on canned goods
• Find a good hiding spot with a reliable water supply
• Practice your best "brain-munching" face

For more information, see our Zombie Squad Training page.

Scenario 2: Robot Uprising

When the robots take over, you'll need:

• Hire a good robot-whisperer
• Stock up on oil
• Practice your best "I'm okay, I'm okay" smile

For more information, see our Robot Revolt Squad page.

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