Office Hours of Eternal Recession
Prophets of the Apocalypse
Welcome to the Office Hours of Eternal Recession, where the apocalypse is just another day at the office.
We're a team of expert prophets, here to guide you through the impending doom and gloom of the universe.
Intergalactic Prophetical Solutions
Testimonials
"The Prophets of the Apocalypse have saved me from certain doom... again." - John D.
"I never thought I'd find meaning in the void of existence, but the Prophets have shown me the way." - Jane Doe