Office Hours: Eternal Recession Edition

Where Solutions Come to Die

Meet the Prophets of the Apocalypse, here to provide you with solutions to all your eternal recession problems. Because, let's face it, the apocalypse is coming and we're all going to be stuck in an eternal loop of boredom.

Our team of expert Prophets has been studying the ancient arts of:

• Prophetic Accounting: Where we'll teach you how to count the days until the apocalypse.
• Eternal Recession Management: The art of making ends meet while the apocalypse is still coming.
• Post-Apocalyptic Career Counseling: Where we'll help you find a job in the ruins of society.

Don't wait any longer, join us for Office Hours and learn the secrets to surviving the eternal recession. Because, let's face it, the end is near... or is it?

Want to learn more? Visit our subpage on Eternal Recession 101 for a comprehensive guide to the apocalypse.

Or if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out Eternal Recession Games where you can play "Pin the Tail on the Last Remaining Store" and other fun activities.