It's the end of the world as we know it, and the economy is going down the drain. But don't worry, we've got you covered.
Step 1: Panic. Like, really panic. Like, cry-in-the-bathroom-panicked. Because, let's face it, the apocalypse is coming, and it's going to be a wild ride.
Step 2: Gather your emergency supplies. We recommend: 1 gallon of water, 1 month of non-perishable snacks, 1 first-aid kit, and 1 copy of "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu (just kidding, that's not going to be necessary).
Step 3: Find a safe house. Somewhere with a bunker, preferably. Or a fallout shelter. Or a treehouse. Anything with a "safe" sign on it, really.
Step 4: Call your insurance company. Tell them you need coverage for financial Armageddon. They'll probably laugh, but just go with it.
Step 5: Pray for a miracle. Or, you know, just drink a few beers and pretend the apocalypse never happened.