Prophets of the Apocalypse: Office Hours

Welcome to the most unproductive meeting in the world!

We've been stuck in this time loop for what feels like an eternity. Time has no meaning, but our meetings never end. Come for the existential dread, stay for the pointless discussion.

Upcoming Prophets of the Apocalypse Meeting Schedule:

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Don't get stuck in an infinite loop. Try to escape the meeting, but you'll only get lost in the maze of identical conference rooms...

Prophet-in-Residence: Bob "The Prophet of Pessimism" Smith

Bob has been trapped in this time loop for 27 years, 3 months, and 14 days. He's lost count. He's not sure what day it is, but he's pretty sure it's always Friday.

Meet the other Prophets:

Charlatan Chris

Psychic Pat

Clairvoyant Cindy